Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable)

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subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

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deansdamnation:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

deansdamnation:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

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(Source: perksofbeinga-whovian)

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tooleztofunction:

This scene was brilliant perfect amazing written by Jesus.

(Source: mywordsaremyarmor)

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radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

(Source: ch-ndl-r)

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romano-aru:

whovian2711:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

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And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

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So we tried it from a different angle and

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I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

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NOT A DAY PASSES WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT THIS

(Source: fierce-imaginings)

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artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

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sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

(Source: artdmnk)

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littlesilvershadowhunter:

This gif pretty much summarizes how i feel after like every book i finish:

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