heckn:

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU   heck

(Source: rchael)

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dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

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jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*

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parkingstrange:

If you’re having a bad day just watch this

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jandillmann:

Knit one row a day for a year, matching the yarn color to the color of the sky that day.

jandillmann:

Knit one row a day for a year, matching the yarn color to the color of the sky that day.

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billieofsuburbia:

Billie Joe with blue hair appreciation post (✿◠‿◠)

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ai-yo:

they saved her life

(Source: impeerium)

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asatireofasatireisstirring:

instagrarn:

subwaywhore:

subwaywhore:

This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat 
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Phantom if the opurra

~

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breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

(Source: redlight--district)

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